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GENERAL INFORMATION: |
AKA VacationTemp, SickdayTemp. Gets
great satisfaction out of liberating new mothers and fathers
from the responsibility of work world-wide. Short enough
attention span to not want your job when you come back
to work. Provides job status updates with the accuracy
of a computer downloading files to your mind. |
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SKILLS: |
Can assume the form of any superhero
for short time periods (specifically, 3 months at a time). |
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LIKES: |
Buns in the oven (job security!!).
The Family Leave Act. Likes stay-at-home Dads too (doubles
her chances of steady employment). |
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DISLIKES: |
Birth control. Day care. |
| RELIABILITY
RATING: |
100% reliable. Meets all Family Leave
Act standards for reliability. |
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| JOIN
THE TEAM: |
Does this sound like we're describing
you? Are you into working in a wide variety of short-term,
low-commitment gigs?
Then post your resume online and help a company breathe easy.
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| FIND
A SUPERHERO: |
Are you looking for a Maternatemp for
your business?
Click
here to post an online staffing request. |
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