If you would like to
design a customized superhero to meet your unique needs,
then be our guest! Put together your dream superhero,
or use one of the examples below.
THE
SILVER SCHOLAR
Count on this superhero to fill all your proofreading
and editing needs. The Silver Scholar can pick out a
dangling modifier from 300 feet away. Design
a superhero or Join
the team
WORDSMITH
When it comes to copywriting, nobody
beats The Wordsmith for crafting your napkin scribbles
into persuasive, professional prose. Design
a superhero
GREENKEEPER
We work with ledger-slinging accountant
superheroes from CPAs to general bookkeepers.
THE
BIG CHEESE
From individually wrapped CTO's, CIO's,
and CFO's, to strong-smelling, Limburger-level CEO's.
SPIDATEMP
It's web time. This superhero has the HTML
and JavaScript coding skills to fit the bill, as well
as a refined set of design sensibilities informed by
the latest digital trends.
THE
MAD CLOSER
he opposite of the used-car salesman!
A sales specialist perfect for your company's rush period,
when you might have too much traffic for your permanent
sales staff but lack the resources to add another full-time
employee.
ORGANIZE-A-MATIZER
You might think filing and office
administration is easy, but until you've seen the Organize-a-Matizer
in action, you don't know filing. And if you can say
the name three times fast, we might give you two for
the price of one!
PITCHMASTER
Need help putting together an integrated
sales strategy for your new product? This looks like
a job for the Pitchmaster! Pitchmaster has an ear for
the perfect pitch and a photographic memory for demographical
statistics.
